The Best Musical Instruments To Get You Laid

Since the turn of the century many have not known the deep, mysterious power that comes with the musical instruments that are played. Well before I go any further, let me just say this is not a guarantee but you do have to ooze the charm that goes along with whatever instrument you choose to wield, whatever your choice, hold your head up high and wield it with pride. Under my tutelage you will learn like I did all those years ago, the magic wielded by various types of musical instruments. We shall commence this enlightening tutorial by order of panty dropping importance.

1.The acoustic guitar

Now this baby over here has the highest panty dropping rating ever. Acoustic guitar just screams “do me”. Now a solo performance on this baby coupled with a half decent voice and smooth, sensitive lyrics just makes you all the more likely to get yourself laid. However do not under ANY circumstances try and play this instrument in a band because your panty dropping rating just drops by 99 percent. In a full on band the acoustic guitar gets drowned out by instruments, you will just find yourself being that random guy in the band and that in NOT acceptable by any panty dropper standards. Learn how to play the guitar and let the panty dropping begin.

2.The electric guitar

The electric guitar is a musical instrument which in the proper setting can result in dangerous levels of panty dropping. Playing this instrument in a band is massive points in your favor bonus points if you ARE the lead guitarist in the band then there will even be some panties thrown at you. All you gotta do in such cases is take it in and play on-like a boss.

3.The grand piano

Now this massive musical instrument, speaks of sophistication and elegance. What this means is that the women you will meet are not likely to be throwing their coveted undergarments at you but would rather want to have a long, meaningful and highly intelligent conversation with you. This instrument oozes the “I’m serious relationship material” appeal.For a comprehensive book on playing the piano click click here

4.The drums

The drums don’t have that high a panty dropping rating well because there is a lot of banging around and noise, so Neanderthal-like. However if you find yourself playing in a rock band then you might get lucky with the rock chicks who listen to your drum solo and just want to jump your bones soon after.

5.The bass guitar

This musical instrument is highly misunderstood as it is the backup instrument to end all back up instrument, it really might as well not be there at all, hardly ever heard or noticed in a band. The bass guitar can only be wielded by those that know how to make it work for them, who can “bring it”. Playing one note all the time does not get you laid buddy. Put that bass guitar down and find another instrument, resistance is futile.

6.The harmonica

This sad little metal instrument that makes you think of an episode of “Walker Texas Ranger” either gets you laid or friend zoned. While some women might find it slightly attractive, some might find you to be perfect best friend forever. It has a low panty dropping rating but not impossible though.

7.The keyboard

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, it did. The keyboard has zero panty dropping powers, keyboardists are seen as those guys who just play around with the effects that come with the keyboard. Wanna-be piano players, just give up. There will be no panty dropping, just throw all hope out the window- it’s not going to happen as long as you’re playing that keyboard. Now you have the basics, go forth my pupils and cause panty dropping mayhem I have taught you all I know……. unless you play the keyboard, then you need to go find another instrument.